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I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.
me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
me: what are we

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

yugoslavic:

LMAO @ my tweet being in a smosh article

yugoslavic:

LMAO @ my tweet being in a smosh article